I am serious, it might be the only way to stop global warming. In the spirit of the statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature I present you the proof that we need to get more German citizens on the internet since that actually decreases the carbon dioxide emission per capita. See for yourself:

German citizens on the internet actually decreases the carbon dioxide emission per capita

I am not kidding! :) I found that out while I watched the video over at Gapminder and toying with their statistics. Awesome stuff! Very cool way to present statistics.